15 July, 2010

I'm back


Cardinal Wolsey is back, and must apologise to loyal followers for having neglected to blog since February.

"Off with his head!" I hear you cry. If there are any readers still out there, I promise to resume regular posts forthwith.

I have consulted the foremost experts in the land on the subject of Writer's Block, and have the following explanation. The blame clearly lies at the feet of the French.

My enemies across the Channel caused mendacious vapours to float across to England on the breeze. On reaching Court, these vapours served to stifle original thought and render the palace keyboard useless.

This state of affairs was only resolved when the prevailing winds changed and the vapours were dispersed.

I must away now to survey the state of the early modern blogosphere....

3 comments:

thegentlemanadministrator said...

Welcome back to blog land, the verge needs a little trimming but it's in otherwise good nic I hope. I look forward to your future posts!

cardinal_wolsey said...

Your encouragement is gratefully received!

GW said...

Welcome back and damn the French. . . . now where did I put my long bow . . .